BEING A SPORT!

I'm not an "outdoors" person. I actually detest sports, which should be a major concern because I spend all day sitting at a desk and staring at my laptop screen. Just yesterday, I was thinking of how I could lead a more active lifestyle when hey! I realised that I do get a lot of exercise when I walk to office everyday! In fact, I think I could participate in the Olympics (With a bit more practice, of course!)

The various games I play are:

1. Long jump : Thanks to the numerous potholes on the road to office

2. High jump : When I leap onto the footpath every time a vehicle passes too close to me

3. Hurdles : Avoiding dung, garbage, etc.

                                      

4. Weightlifting : Carrying my ridiculously heavy office bag. (It's always heavy, no matter how much of the stuff I remove from it!)

                                       

5. Shotput : When I finally get frustrated with my office bag and chuck it on the roadside, careful not to hit any passing stray dogs.

                                        

6. And finally, 100 meter sprint : Every time I cross the road. Every time.

                                            



I think I deserve an award.